Hallucinogenic waves of information
Colliding head on with brainwaves of consternation
Targeted bullets of propaganda
Delivering fresh bamboo to the panda
Heated debates of inconsequential matter
I’ll take the former, you take the latter
Kernels of truth put through a grinder
Choice chopped meat, fees for the finder
Media agnostically designed
To completely overload your mind
Roots of the redwood destroying the road
Heads of the Hydra, watch them grow
Drowning in a sea of plastic trash
Like a Phoenix rising from the ash
Hear ye, hear ye, read all about it
The news is here, can’t live without it
Hi egg, sperm here, whaz up?
Bam! I bet you didn’t see that coming.
Hey, I’m stuck. Get me outta here!
What’s happening? I’ve got a splitting headache.
You want a piece of me? Huh?
I feel like we were meant for each other.
I’m seeing double, I mean quadruple.
Something feels different, really different.
I feel alive!
Hey, you’re like in my head.
I have a funny feeling we’re gonna spend the rest
Of our life together.
This was meant to be.
It’s kinda dark in here, isn’t it?