here is a twitter thread about the books i’ve been reading:
i am 27 & i have been trained to feel more accomplished when i have notifications on my phone than when i do absolutely anything else.
i only seem to move places when my phone has red battery
& i can’t find a plug.
i spend more time wanting strangers on the internet to love me
than i spend time doing anything that i’d include on my dating profile bio.
i go to cafes and buy coffee even though it tastes very bad
& the coffee at home tastes good and costs me less money.
just so i can sit quietly,
to read my phone with a book open on my lap,
or on the table,
or on the other chair — face down.
when i am at home i sit on my phone too,
with all my books closed in my bookcase
& i text new friends about how
i love to read.
when i am 28 i will still want strangers to love me through the internet
(vomiting their little white numbers on red balloons across my screen).
today a parcel arrived with a book from america
i hope the author retweets my photo.
Can I hold your hand when it’s dark?
If i promise to like all of your Facebook statuses and if i promise to favourite all of your tweets and maybe even share the ones with your face on Facebook and to retweet your opinion and if i promise to double tap tap on all of your Instagram photos, even the ones you post with your friends while you’re drunk that you’ll only end up deleting over brunch with different friends and if i promise never to follow any of those other friends so that you always have more friends than they do and if i fav your mixtapes on Soundcloud and if i promise to comment on your posts with trending hashtags so you don’t have to and if i promise to give you 5 stars on eBay and buy your clothes off Depop and put you in my top 6 on Myspace and if i promise promise promise promise to never say hello to you in public, to look you in the eyes or to turn my body as we pass; will you acknowledge me when we’re alone?
I tap tap you
When I double tap on your face
I imagine my thumb
pressing your nose.
I think more people would
follow you if you let me push
your nose through your face.
People follow ugliness.
Like Tuna, the dog.
Who is followed
by 1.9M people.
I would love you,
you would breathe through your mouth.
Please let me push my thumb
through the back of your skull.